The other two were going as a German cameraman and his assistant. But I digress. Col. Hans Landa The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. That original moviean attempt to ape The Dirty Dozen and other. I'd make that deal. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine Smithson Utivich Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. WHAT? The lie is a series of false and hidden . Why do we need filmmaking equipment? Lt. Aldo Raine [Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's]. [in Italian with obvious southern accent] : Col. Hans Landa I must say, damn good stuff, Sir. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Well, isn't that just dandy! General Ed Fenech: Gwatzeeee. And what would that be? What do you mean "the Little Man"? Lt. Aldo Raine : And if I'm going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you're not going to let me do it by myself. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Archie Hicox: Simon Sakowitz : Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol fuckin' around there somewhere. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. Gwatzeeee. ,Pfc. : Werner Rachtman: But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. Lt. Aldo Raine : Like I said, third best. Release Dates Lt. Aldo Raine: I mean, if I had my way you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. Lt. Aldo Raine: What was the next step? : Col. Hans Landa , The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. And Decocco is a hairdresser, not a camera assistant. General Ed Fenech: Why not? Col. Hans Landa: Well, back to the whereabouts of your two Italian saboteurs. How'd he do that? Sgt. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. Even though we're still at the very beginning of the movie, we've already realized Landa's menacing nature. Enormous changes at the last minute? Lt. Archie Hicox Gwatzeeeeee. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. Gorlami. Col. Hans Landa: [to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger] : : : Not one word of detail! I believe Goebbels sees himself as closer to David O. Selznick. Fuck a duck! Col. Hans Landa: I agree! Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Master SGT. : Shosanna Dreyfus: Hear that? Bridget von Hammersmark: : Col. Hans Landa: Simon Sakowitz General Ed Fenech: The Germans' nickname for me is the Little Man? Pfc. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. : Major Dieter Hellstrom: ,Pfc. Extraordinary, my dear. Shosanna Dreyfus: A damn good detective. [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Lt. Aldo Raine I think you show great talent. You're letting your imagination get the better of you! : : What's next? Quite frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. Lt. Aldo Raine: A damn good dectective. Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? Aldo the Apache and the Little Man? Brief him. [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] My hands, to be exact. Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine Mein Fhrer, do you still wish to see Private Butz? Adolf Hitler: Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. Major Dieter Hellstrom: And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? [after brief pause] Gorlami. You said yourself you didn't want to indulge every two-faced French bourgeois taking up space currying favor. [cut to Hitler] Lt. Aldo Raine But the meaning of your visit, pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. What're you? Werner Rachtman: And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. - I wasn't speaking to you, Lieutenant Munich. Now, as far as your paesanos, Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar Col. Hans Landa: The Germans' nickname for me is "the Little Man"? Till tonight. [after a pause] : : Not one word of detail! Sgt. It couldn't be both. [in French; subtitled] Werner Rachtman Gwatzeeee. Wilhelm Wicki Pfc. Narrator No. But stay alert outside. : He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. You may leave us. You met the sergeant yourself! He ordered three glasses. Sgt. Sgt. Drink? And you need all four to win the war. : So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. : Make it yourself like a good chap, will you? Donny Donowitz Which is? Lt. Aldo Raine: What should we drink to, sir? It can either be a simple conversation that seems to have nothing to do with the scene, yet is full of subtext (Pulp Fiction is full of such scenes). It couldn't be both. Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. That's what I like to hear. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. That means I got a little Injun in me. Sgt. [Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug]. Lt. Aldo Raine : Impressive. So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. Inglourious Basterds has all of the above. "That's a bingo?". [brandishing an ax] Col. Hans Landa: I've been chewed out before. American Olympic gold can be measured in Negro sweat. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglorious Bastards animated GIFs to your conversations. Quite well, actually. Col. Hans Landa: I respectfully refuse, sir. Has a rat ever done anything to you to create this animosity you feel towards them? [Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands]. Did you get that, Kliest? ", Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Col. Hans Landa: If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Donny Donowitz Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. Says he's gonna hug his momma. Tuxedos. Germans' nickname for you. It seems I've created a monster. What do you man, the Little Man? Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. [in flawless Italian] What d'you hear? Col. Hans Landa: : Do you control the nicknames your enemies bestow on you? Francesca Mondino: Was this visit fortuitous? ,Lt. Archie Hicox: I think this just might be my masterpiece! Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Yes, mein fuhrer. Smithson Utivich: Col. Hans Landa: Yeah, that's what we thought. So you're Aldo the Apache. What's that English saying about shoes and feet? : Maynardville, Tennessee. I'd make that deal. I've been chewed out before. Showing all 9 items Jump to: Photos (6) Quotes (3) Photos . [in Italian] I didn't know. Hirschberg : Yeah! : : : Col. Hans Landa Joseph Goebbels: Col. Hans Landa I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. Col. Hans Landa : Wilhelm Wicki: Narrator: Bridget von Hammersmark You said it was in a tavern. [sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette]. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: Jemand fschionbles. That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Pfc. : [in a very bad accent] Col. Hans Landa: [voice-over] Fredrick Zoller: Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine YES, SIR! From killing off Hitler to scalping Nazis, there's everything in this film. Sgt. [In English] : I know the film camera does. I've done my share of bootlegging. Col. Hans Landa: Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. : Lt. Aldo Raine: Bingo! The first book was called 'Art of the Eyes, the Heart, and the Mind: A Study of German Cinema in the Twenties.' Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. [satisfied, to General Fenech] This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. As war rages in Europe, a. Lt. Aldo Raine: Gorlomi? Like I said, third best. Yet I assume you don't share the same animosity with squirrels that you do with rats, do you? As the weeks have gone on and the Americans are on the beach, I do find myself thinking more and more about this Private Zoller. : Col. Hans Landa : Pfc. As war rages in Europe, a. [Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll]. Inglourious Basterds: Hans Landa's 10 Most Menacing Quotes However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. [after brief pause] : Col. Hans Landa: Say it for me once please? Lt. Aldo Raine Or you will die tryin'. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a goddamn sniper's delight. Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. While rescuing Hugo, the Basterds kill his captors in the most over the top and bloody ways. 15 Most Memorable Quotes From Inglourious Basterds Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to. Thelongestfilm.com - Review Inglourious Basterds. You know, where I'm from Col. Hans Landa: Never mention that name in my presence! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Fuck a duck! What are their titles? Omar Ulmer: I don't speak Italian. But I do have one question. You may leave us. Your outfit was ambushed and you got away! , [to Aldo] My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. I arranged for the tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight. Perrier LaPadite: [he hands the General a whiskey] In fact, I want all the members of Operation Kino to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor. Brad Pitt's 'Inglourious Basterds' memorable dialogues that fans [in German] Lt. Aldo Raine : I have an order I want relayed to all German soldiers stationed in France. Although it is not equivalent to going through flashcards, it is fairly enjoyable and can be a good . It probably has something to do with the second development. : Marcel: Col. Hans Landa The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. Perrier LaPadite: : [from offscreen] : Eliza on Ice? I have no doubt. Sgt. : Lt. Archie Hicox I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. Adolf Hitler: Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Archie Hicox: No. That's almost four hundred less than the Ritz. She gasps with pain]. Sgt. Yeah? Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa I'm a detective. How fun! Pfc. To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide. So when the military history of this night is written, it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino from the very beginning as a double agent. No, no, no, no, no, no. And I want you to look deep into the face of the Jew that is going to do it! The Inglorious Bastards - Wikipedia : Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement! Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Lt. Aldo Raine : Pointed right at your testicles. Lt. Aldo Raine: 'Flickers Bi-Monthly', and I've had two books published. Make a deal. The two Basterds go into the cinema room, where they see Joseph Goebbels and Francesca Mondino in their opera box, and Emil Jannings, Hermann Gring and Martin Bormann in the other opera box. Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine: Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. : I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Pfc. This is good. Lt. Aldo Raine Donowitz speaks second most; so he'll be your Italian cameraman. I've done my share of bootlegging. Col. Hans Landa: Wilhelm Wicki Oh, well, must not have been important. [from offscreen] The whole movie is dubbed, so the original dialogue would have had little sense. That's a pretty exciting story. Where's my men? Adolf Hitler And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. One of his best movies if the masterpiece Inglourious Basterds. : Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Bridget von Hammersmark Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Joseph Goebbels: Col. Hans Landa Adolf Hitler: I want to receive the Congressional Medal of Honor for my invaluable assistance in the toppling of the Third Reich. [threatening a French film developer] [trying to speaking Italian in an attempt to fool Landa to keep up his cover as an Italian actor] Yes! : Pfc. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Smithson Utivich Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. General Ed Fenech: Bridget von Hammersmark: But "Jew Hunter"? Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! Lt. Aldo Raine : I have heard the rumors myself! Whiskey, straight. I've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down. [cut back to the ditch] Don't be modest, Lieutenant. : Lt. Aldo Raine: [cut back to the Basterds] Lt. Archie Hicox: : Kliest: Dialogues from Inglourious Basterds [in French] Major Dieter Hellstrom: : Col. Hans Landa: [in German; subtitled] The Germans looked through my house nine months ago for hiding Jews and found nothing. Before we yank that slug out you, you need to answer a few questions. Obviously, he wasn't born in America. [finishes scalping Hermann] Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Joseph Goebbels: Pfc. They'll shoot ya. , : Nah, I don't think so. When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? Werner Rachtman: Where were we? I've heard of the Bear Jew. Col. Hans Landa Bridget von Hammersmark: Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis? Pfc. Pfc. As well as our sister publication. Wilhelm Wicki I love rumors! Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. : Well, ain't that a real nice boy? Gwatzeeeeee. We're American! Director Quentin Tarantino Writer Quentin Tarantino Stars Brad Pitt Diane Kruger Eli Roth See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video